Seinfeld, pizza and abortion

  • Kramer: But that's the idea, you make your own pie.
  • Poppie: Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Now on this issue there can be no debate!
  • Kramer: What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?
  • Poppie: Because it's a pizza!
  • Kramer: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!
  • Poppie: It's a pizza the moment you put your fist in the dough!
  • Kramer: No it isn't!
  • Poppie: Yes it is!
  • Seinfeld: Season 6, episode 5: The Couch.